How Low Can I Go?

I am now watching part of Coyote Ugly for the third time in 24 hours. This is a new low, even for me. Wow.

On one hand, I'd say this makes me no longer capable of being embarrassed. On the other, something tells me this will be considered "those heady, good ol' days" within 24 hours. Christ. Apparently I still have miles to go before I weep.