I Wanna Help You Ann

Ann Coulter is frustrating because she's only about 10 pounds away from making my Batshit Ladies of the GOP I'd Like to Fuck list (BLILF? no? close?) Right now,  Michelle Malkin is running away with the #1 spot, thanks to recent work that makes her looks like a fuck doll bought on 23rd & 6th with my jizz already covering her. Coulter right now, I dunno; seems like I'd fuck her for a while from behind while she's flat on her stomach, but then fake my own orgasm and order Kam Sing. Camon Ann. Are you even trying?




ps: Joy Behar? Of the Joy Behar Show? Just because you're smarter than Sherri Shepherd on a daily basis doesn't mean you should go head-to-head with actual smart people. For fuck's sake.