I...Dance.

They blew their chance for a threesome with Patrick Swayze dying, but Kevin Bacon and John Travolta need to pick up their phones, get togther, and make the "We Got Famous by Dancing!" movie once and for all, don't they? I mean, are they pretending this never happened? Camon.

Also: too late to write the surefire hit Patrick Swayze Died to the tune of Betty Davis Eyes? Yes? No? Peut-etré?