If Cleavage is Shown in the Woods, Does It Make Juicy Titties?

Poor Meghan.

Well! Now you have gone and done it! Meghan McCain is so furious about the lack of positive attention she received upon posting a photo of her boobs wearing a tank top that she is THISCLOSE to committing the unthinkable: not posting photos of herself online. Ha, no no, just kidding, obviously not that. …she is THISCLOSE to committing the unthinkable: leaving Twitter.

Personally, I would advise Ms. McCain (Meghan, if you're(a) nasty) (whore like she is) to not panic; a well-placed "leaked" sex tape can solve a lot of problems. How do you think I graduated high school?