Oh, HELL No

Exec Digital Magazine has a sit-down to determine the best fast-food cheeseburger out of Sonic, Five Guys, McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's.

First of all, I don't put much stock in what some high-falutin' kobe beef-eatin high-powered executives think about shitty fast-food burgers. I mean, camon. This is like Ron Jeremy telling me the best way to masturbate. Please.

And while I can't think of any time I've had a Sonic burger (whenever Big Bear and I stop there en route to the beach we seem to load up on cheese tater tots/chicken sammies), the greasy sloppiness of the place makes it believable that it'd be a great burger (though Five Guys, which I personally have behind only Shake Shack, finishing behind it is a stretch - possible, but a bit of an upset in my opinion), I must take issue with a shitty, single McDonald's cheeseburger beating ANYbody out, much less Wendys!  AND tying BK?? Really? I've said before, everything ELSE McDonald's does is awesome, but their burger's stink. To put it even in the same class as other burgers (one step behind Fiver Guys? Are you out of your fucking minds?) is fucking asinine, and immediately disqualifying.