Serge Bielanko, Esq.

Longtime Xmastime buddy Serge has an article published in this week's Esquire magazine, so go out and buy it, then write in and tell them you loved it. I ain't read it yet myself; to be honest, I didn't know people still bought magazines since  YouPorn started  they started publishing online, so I don't know what it's about. I mean, I know that he wrote a song about me for his band Marah, but I wouldn't say that means the article he wrote for Esquire is about me. Well, I guess until I read the article it would be dishonest for me to say it ISN'T about me, since I don't know. But odds are, no. Tho logic tells us that odds are equally yes. My je ne sais quoi with the ladies? My eating 15 rolls one time in the high school cafeteria? Hey, like I said, I dunno, you'll hafta read it and find out. But I'd GUESS no. But probably yes.