So, After Four Years with the Yankees, Tonight's the Night Pavano Decides to Be Cy Fucking Young.

Of course.

hahaha a lá my Yankees slice:

UPDATE, 7:42 p.m.: Well, it’s clearly Pavano’s night — if he was wearing a Yankees uniform, that shard of Cano’s bat would have probably lodged in his windpipe.

UPDATE, 9:01 p.m.: Direct quote from Chad: “Alex Rodriguez hit a postseason HR in a game in which Carl Pavano was throwing a shutout. It’s just a weird, weird game.”