XMASTIME Surprise Food Pick du Jour

Krasdale microwave popcorn. Three bags come in a box for only $1.69, and the shit is good. AND stays crispy!! Is especially prey to the "a split second can make the difference between buttery goodness and a pile of ashes, just like sex" policy, but pretty awesome. (Also worrisome: apparently there is not a single photo of it on all the internet. Hmm.)