All this reminded me of something I posted a while ago, that apparently Jesus in actuality LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING FREAK. Is the crucifix the single greatest example of re-branding? This dude's had the greatest PR team of all time, n'est-pas?
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Jesus Christ: Sexy!
All this reminded me of something I posted a while ago, that apparently Jesus in actuality LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING FREAK. Is the crucifix the single greatest example of re-branding? This dude's had the greatest PR team of all time, n'est-pas?
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Um, he's supposed to be emaciated, not ripped.
You're right. Ironically never a 'Mel Gibson' Jesus hanging in a Catholic Church. Though we know he was a carpenter by trade, nothing about what type of work he was doing prior to the 3 year ministry. Except for the fact that he was able to carry the cross, or part of it (falling a few times before getting some help), nothing to indicate the quality of his musculature. In fact we really never see Jesus as depicted in the bible after the horrible scourging and other abuses he suffered. It was more like he was 'ripped' open, in fact, they say he didn't even resemble a man when they got through with him. Still he bore the cross and carried the sin of man, managing to fulfill all of the biblical prophecies required of the Messiah. I don't think they gave him the dignity of a loin cloth. Brutal.
I Shouldn't Have Had That Last Shot of Jameson Jesus
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