Monday, December 14, 2009

Ranking Tiger's Whores, aka "Tiger's 9 Holes"

(in Descending Order)
(Tiger - are you kidding me with that last one? wtf?)
(has anybody written the obligatory "The 12 Whores of Tiger" a la that partridge in a pear tree song yet? Yes? No? Maybe?) 





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just in time for the release of "Nine"!

Kiko Jones said...

And, sadly, his wife is hotter than all of them. (The first one is hot but skanky. And not one person has publicly come to her defense except her lawyer. That says a lot, right there.)

Because of A-Rod, Tiger, etc. I think all celebrity athletes should follow what I will now dub "The Jeter Rule" (or to a lesser degree, "The Zito Rule" after Giants pitcher Barry):

If you are a rich, handsome athlete who feels like fucking every hot piece of ass that moves, by all means do so. Rinse and repeat. WARNING: Remain single until this urge recedes completely or at least considerably. Otherwise, significant loss of income and reputation may follow.

Gina said...

and teeth.