BCS

Now that we're far enough removed from the season that nobody on Earth even remotely gives a shit, the BCS will be playing it's national championship game tonight, featuring the Texas Longhorns and the Alabama Crimson Tide. What the fuck is a Crimson Tide, you ask? (insert "what makes the stain, and then what removes the stain" joke here.) THIS GUY HERE seems to know the answer.

Not to be confused, of course, with the Crimson Wave.