Charles Carter

 this post dedicated to kdawggy

I'd like to be a member of The Real World cast, but then refuse to do anything; LITERALLY staying on the couch the entire time, while offering no real reason or explanation.

"Xmastime we're all going out clubbing, let's go!"
"Nah."
"Wha...you mean you don't wanna come pound beer with chicks in bikinis? For free?"
"Nah."
"Hey Xmastime, skinny dip in the hot tub, let's go!!"
"Nah."
"Xmastime, MTV got us front row seats to-"
"Nah."