Film Buff

I mentioned my having a LOEWS GIFT CERTIFCATE a week ago (thanks for NOT applying, sexy bitches.) I literally have no idea what movies are even out these days. So I have decided I will either go see The Princess and the Frog, and spend the entire time sobbing, crying "she found her true love!!" and bawling uncontrollably when the lights come on; or, go to a children's movie, and spend the entire time loudly braying as much foul-mouthed repartee as possible. "Which one's Alvin? Is he fuckin' that fat-ass Theodore? Fuckin' fags. Oh, I'd work his little girlfriend over good, I'd wreck that chipmunk pussy!!!"