Haiti Telethon

I just noticed that FOX News is one of the few channels not showing the Haiti thingee. I mean geez, there's not liking people who aren't white, and then there's trying to BREAK THE RECORD for not liking people that aren't white. My cap is doffed.

Like this cat:

But really, how much of a renowned racist do you have to be to get picked for something like this? How do you become THAT famous for hating black people? And we're talking about the mountains of Tennessee; it's not like he was the author of gottstakillmesomekiggahs.blogspot.com, right? Unreal. "Oh, Frank? From Lafayette? Oh yeah, I heard of him, he's good....he's real good. Is he ready for The Show? Let's see..." Real Atticus stuff here.