Not a Fair Fight

There's a regular section of InTouch magazine called "Who Wore It Better?", featuring two actresses that wore the same dress that week, and people vote on who rocked it best. This week featured, and I'm not kidding, Megan Fox vs. Khloe Kardashian. Hmm. A tough one. One of these is so hot that if she was walking up to me wearing a hungry great white shark and I was covered in blood I'd still try to hump furiously like a dog, and the other looks like an uglier, out-of-shape Incredible Hulk. Fucking christ.