"That Little Blue Pill"

Viagra has to stop being famously blue, and needs to be white like any other pill in the world. The other day I accidentally pulled out an Aleve pill with some change, and the chick behind the counter could barely contain her smirk. I guess I should be flattered she thinks I'm fucking enough to need some "ass-istance" (heh heh heh.) Jokes on her though; between fumbling around in my pocket and looking at her tits, I was rock-hard standing there. Bitch!