When are we just gonna cash in all our chips and combine our culture's two biggest obsessions (vampires & reality tv)? Crank out a season of The Real Housewives of Transylvania once and for all, then we can all collectively blow our brains out so that the galaxy can, over billions of years, restart itself naturally."Do I have the Count spend too much money on my coffin? HELL yeah! I deserve it, bitches!!!! I am hot, I am undead and I look GOOD!"
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