My Thoughts on Today's DADT Hearings (Since Nobody Asked)

I have never fought in a war.

I certainly would not want to fight in any of the fucking dumb ones we have found ourselves in recently.

Anyone who is willing to go in my stead, godspeed.

The beers are on me when yall get back.*






* calm down dudes, not literally ON me - god, you people are pervs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!