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As Mickey's little hand has now slipped past the 12, it is my high school girlfriend's birthday, which means I will dedicate the rest of tonight's post to either old gems posted on her birthday in past years, or thoughts on her.

a la HERE.

Conversations You Have with a Two Year-Old:
"The door is open! The door is open! The door is open!!"
"Yeah. Quit opening the fucking door."