Fossil Fools

There is a peculiar juxtaposition with the idea that the same people who believe that all life began 6000 years ago are also champions of oil and coal, which take millions of years of decomposing dead organisms to form. I'd like to think that believing such things might bring myself to pause, but then I hate the troops and wish Jesus had been aborted by Janeane Garofalo, so what the fuck do I know?