Shit You Couldn't Script If You Tried

From one of today's "Obama love socialism, hates America!" rallies:

A man who identified himself as “Mark” from Arkansas said many people wanted to attend, but did not have enough vacation time or money to make the trip. Mark said he read about some European countries which provide for more vacation time, and although he opposes the government, said he wishes it would do more to increase wages and paid leave for workers.

Awesome.