Glenn Beck

Claims his tv show is the worst tv show ever.

Beck is wrong here - as a TV SHOW, his show is pretty awesome. I mean, it's tuff to beat a pudgy guy flailing around crying and screaming about the end of America while filling up a chalkboard with complete nonsense every day. It's wildly entertaining.

Of course, the problem is that a large portion of his audience are complete fucking idiots. I mean, Love Monkey was a horrible show. That has to be the most unwatchable steaming pile ever unleashed on humans. But nobody ever watched it and decided that it's very important to bring handguns to the next rally while claiming the president isn't an American citizen and is a plant from the Negro Muslim Bombers of America. It made you wanna shoot YOURSELF in the head, but not anybody else.