Hold the Fuck Up.

A while ago HERE I mentioned my demographic for female companionship changing from "cougar" to "young stank."

All throughout 2009 I yammered about how great France is, including HERE.

And as you know, The Short Bus has always called me "Rats."

And now, all of a sudden, there is a book out.

About a girl.

From France.

Named Rat.


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