Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Truth is Here.

I love Kim Kardashian. We know this. But after years and years of her trying to be an "actor," or "singer" or whatever without it really working out, her ridiculously hot ass needs to break away and go solo. It needs to be like "Kim, I love ya, we tried it your way, but I gottsta bounce." I don't even care what it does, either. Sing, dance, go to law school, open a restaurant (name idea: "Flank Steaks"?)  - whatever that ass decides to do, it will be successful. And fucking amazing.

It's time.

2 comments:

ereiberg said...

Jonathan Livingston Seagull and shit, man. You deep.

Anonymous said...

They don't make bathing suit bottoms big enough to cover that thing?