Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Under the Radar

I've never really noticed Jennifer Connelly. Nothing against her, she didn't do anything wrong, I've just never really looked at her.

But now I see that she is full-on campaigning for a slot on that most coveted of lists, Mrs. Xmastime, both by having the respect to wear what makes me super-horny and being savvy enough to have some huge fucking tits.

Mrs. Connelly, your application is officially under review.

And, if I might add: huzzah.

2 comments:

Kiko Jones said...

How could you have slept on this one?!

Btw, does being a Brooklyn native and current resident speed up the application process in Mrs. Connolly's favor? [heh heh]

Pops said...

Requiem for a Dream might give you some good material, but it's a twisted, tragic story along the way.