Way To Go, You Little Fat Shits

Apparently you shoving happy meals down Junior's maw increases my chances of getting bombed by some cranky towelhead motherfuckers:

A report released by a group called Mission: Readiness says that 75 percent of all Americans ages 18 to 24 cannot join the military because they are overweight or have other disqualifying issues, such as a criminal record or inadequate education.

For fuck's sake. Have the decency to serve, THEN get fat as shit like the rest of us, asshole.