Finally.

After years of the American people clamoring like hell, Hollywood is finally giving them what they want: Marmaduke. Of course. A big, dumb, oaf fucking dog that hasn't gotten a single laugh in 50 years (hey, sounds like Tim Allen!) in the comics, why not try him out in the movies, maybe he'll be funny there? If not, why not try Broadway? Maybe if he's fucking atrociously unfunny there we can put him on the fucking Nightly News?

Thanks, Hollywood - as always, you never run out of new ideas!