Finally

I no longer will hafta leave my neighborhood whilst squiring my many, many bitches:

Grab your popcorn, Williamsburg! After years of fulfilling your cinema needs outside the neighborhood, you’re about to get your very own movie house.

Movie lovers will get a quick preview of indieScreen, on Kent Avenue, at the Brooklyn International Film Festival next week, said theater owner Marco Ursino, who also heads the festival.

The small theater — it only has 12 rows, 93 seats and a 17-foot-by-8-foot screen — is expected have its official opening as an independent film house in late June.

But movie lovers going to indieScreen will experience more than the latest avant-garde flick. Besides the digital HD projector and the stadium-style seating, there will also find a bar and restaurant, although neither will be open by next week.

Dinner, flick, roofie and back to my joint within 90 minutes. Not bad.