Heeeey, Look Who's About to Become the Most Hated Office Worker in America Not Named "Obama."

Oh, fuck this cunt. As I wrote HERE:

NEW RULE: If you win the lottery, you have to quit your job.

These 10 co-workers just won about $14M each. Which is great for them. But of course they're claiming they wanna keep their jobs too. In today's "oh my god we need jobs!!" world, I see 10 jobs that should become immediately available. I mean, camon.