Thursday, May 06, 2010

My Dumps. My Dumps. My Lovely Lady Dumps.

I just took a dump, and for some reason it reeked of garlic. Which is odd, since I generally do not care for garlic. And I certainly did not eat any garlic today. Hmm.

Oh well. On the upside, I suppose that if a vampire tried to bite me in the asshole tonight, he'd be shit out of luck, so. That's cool.

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