I Am No Longer Impressed with Tony Romo.

a lá his Wikipedia:

Romo's athletic ability was evident even at an early age when he was selected for the Little League All-Star team.

Ummm...excuse me? I was a Little League All-Star four times. That's right horny ladies you heard right, FOUR TIMES.

1981: All-Star.
1982: All Star.
1983: All-Star.
1984: All-Star (last-ever at-bat shoulda been a homer, as I wrote HERE. Still fucking pissed.)

Does that make me four times the athlete Tony Romo is or will ever be?  In a word: YES.