Inside Baseball

Getting an inside account of celebrities can be an amazing thing. For instance, check out what Kim Kirdashian's ex-husband says about her, gleaned from the rare moment or two when he wasn't beating the shit out of her:

"Kim is obsessed with fame," he said. "She can't write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media. That's a fame-whore to me. It's just not cool at all."

Now see, that's some shit you're just not gonna get from anybody who's not on the inside.  Who else could possibly know that she is on television 24 hours a day and will show her huge ass to any camera that will have her, all without having any talent that the human eyes and ears can detect? And now we ALL know!  Today's media access, right? Fucking amazing.