Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Why the HELL can't THIS be in NYC????!??!!!

We received this casting call for a show about "people with food extremes, whether it's severely picky eating and excluding entire food groups, or obsessively eating one type of food that mainly comprises a large part of their diet, etc." They're looking for burger addicts in particular—someone who eats them for almost every meal. If this sounds like you or someone you know, check out the full notice below.

FUUUUCK!!!!!!