2012.

The Olympic Mascots for the 2012 London Olympics were unveiled today, and here they are. And since most Olympic mascots totally suck and are creepily laughable, I was determined to come up with a snappy zinger to dis this one.

But what the hell do I have to work with here? Let's see: they're large, white, one-eyed monsters. Apparently I am not a comedic genius, because I'm not coming up with anything here. For fuck's sake. I got nothing.