Here's Gretchen Carlson slamming the current Miss USA, or Miss America, who the fuck knows/cares which one is which just get her ass over to Playboy already, over some racy photos of the young lass, and snidely acting as if such a thing was beneath whichever the fuck one she won herself back in 1989. Yes, because I guess we're supposed to believe that back when Carlson won Miss America it was based on her ability to break down how the Soviet Union was to repeal the Brezhnev Doctrine in favor of non-intervention in the internal affairs of its Warsaw Pact allies and not because she was really, really good at waving her ass around in a bikini to be sniffed by old dudes. Of course.
And nothing against Carlson, but...Miss America? REALLY? I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but this is what we came up with for Miss America in 1989? Christ, in 1989 I PERSONALLY knew hotter chicks! Fucking hell. We're getting worse at everything else, including assassinations; is choosing hot bitches to tramp around the world in the name of America while showing their titties the ONE thing we're getting better at?
Gretchen Carlson, Miss America. Fuckin hell. I'm always shocked to remember that the Civil Rights Movement was only a generation before mine, and now we see that as late as 1989 this snaggly beeyotch could win Miss America? Wtf???
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I recently told a buddy that I found Sarah Palin to be hot, but was not much enticed by photos and video clips of 1980s Palin. He blamed it on the styles and 'dos of the decade not being very flattering to most women of the day.
By that logic, Gretchen Carlson, who is not even remotely hot now, was surely not attractive enough to be a beauty queen in 1989.
(Actually, I've seen 1989 pics of Carlson; um, not hot. Man, what did the other contestants look like?!)
Palin in the 80s does nothing for me. meanwhile, shes getting hotter by the day. baffling.
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