Can You Be Fired for Being Too Hot?

Um. In a word: hellfuckingno.

via HERE:

But there's something very unusual about this case. Lorenzana says she was fired for being too physically attractive.

This is the way Debbie Lorenzana tells it: Her bosses told her they couldn't concentrate on their work because her appearance was too distracting. They ordered her to stop wearing turtlenecks. She was also forbidden to wear pencil skirts, three-inch heels, or fitted business suits. Lorenzana, a 33-year-old single mom, pointed out female colleagues whose clothing was far more revealing than hers: "They said their body shapes were different from mine, and I drew too much attention," she says.

Are you out of your goddam mind? Yes, I'm sure the policy now is "only fat, ugly bald women, please."

Hey, nobody likes distractions. Oh wait, there's one exception: IF THAT DISTRACTION IS A SMOKING HOT CHICK!!!!! Fuck, dudes would rather hover around doing your work for you than fire you because you're too jackoffable (trademarked, Xmastime 2010) to. Give me a fucking break. If a chick's hot enough she can show up in a goddam bikini, and dudes would be like "so, this Pinsky file is something, huh? Are you warm? I can turn up the a/c. Soooooooo....hey, when do you think those killer bees will finally show up, huh?"