Thursday, June 17, 2010

Let's Not Jump to Conclusions

This fucker weighed 80,000 pounds; before we start jumping all over BP's ass, maybe the fat fuck could've pushed himself away from the buffet table every once in a while?
Diane: George is a marine biologist?!
Jerry: A pretty damn good one, too!
Diane: I can't believe it I mean I would never had thought..
Jerry: Yeah...he specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales...all that blubber-- quite unhealthy. You know its the largest mammal on earth but as George says "they don't have to be."

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