Xmastime Caption Contest UPDATED

"Mac you run a post, Charlie do a buttonhook. I'll stay here and look for someone's ass to kick." (Xmastime)

"If I hold this up to my ear can I hear Dick Cheney crying?" (Xmastime)

"Okay, first came the earth. Then the seas. And then, ME!!!" (Marley)

"I'm gonna' fart. But I'll blame it on Bush." (Marley)