All Sniffy, All Day!

Sully points out an article that states what neocons can't wrap their tiny little brains around: not only are Democrats not in any way, shape or form "scared" of Sniff-Sniff getting the GOP nomination, but in fact such a thing would be like finding out there is a tooth fairy, and it's Gisele Bundchen and if you put a tooth under your pillow she will blow you for it.

And hell, throw in her mini-me Michelle Bachmann as her vice-preznut  too. The only thing that worries Democrats about such a candidacy is that eventually it will have to end; the unbelievable, off the charts unintentional comedy gold will make the post-election hangover of Obama's landslide so depressing. I can still taste how sad I felt when Guiliani pulled out of the last election; the daily reminders that being the only mayor in history to be attacked by US Airlines is the sole qualifying criteria for running the country ("why not make the entire country outta the tuff they make the black box with?") were like catnip to people who aren't completely retarded.

So please, nominate her. She's too hot and too stupid to not have her own national reality show, so this would be perfect.