Tuesday, July 06, 2010

What the Fuckbook?

I was expecting a Facebook posting from Sniffy on July 4 to break her own all-time record for noxious fumes as-fueled-by over-wrought cheesiness about the bravery of the troops and how AWESOME! freedom is; maybe something thrown in about how much Trig (is that the retarded one?) likes bald eagles and Thomas Paine. At the very least I was hoping for a letter "written to her" by a WWII vet who lost all four limbs, a lung, the inside of his head and his penis on the beaches of Normandy and was now sad that the "Muslim in Chief" was desperately trying to destroy his life, thanks to "no common sense!" things like asking citizens to pay taxes and not blowing up nations who don't have the integrity and bravery to be white American ones.

Instead, she still has her post wherein she walks Obama point-by-point through how to kick the rest of the world's ass up at the to of her page. Maybe she's waiting for a message from Obama confirming that he finally "gets it" that Grizzly Mamas should be running this shit and not nerds?

Or...wait a second..it can't possibly be...does...does Sniffzilla HATE THE TROOPS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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