Fuck Reggie

The powers that be are considering taking Reggie Bush's Heisman Trophy away from him. They probably won't, the NCAA hasn't made a good decision since signing off on college volleyball uniforms.

Fuck Reggie Bush. He won a Heisman by pushing his qb into the end zone to beat Notre Dame and then was standing on the sidelines fidgeting with his nuts during the most important play of the year, and then goes on to get zillions of dollars for running for about 500 yards a year in the NFL, all while banging Kim Kardashian's fat ass, and yet you never see the douchebag smiling, do you? Here's Reggie looking mad. Here's Reggie looking sad. Here's Reggie, he is not glad, look at Reggie carry the green eggs and ham for 2.7 yards. Fuck him. You can find more pictures of Rosie O'Donnell gnawing on some dick than Reggie Bush smiling. If I had my snout up in Kardashian's big ass a goddam dog could chew my smile off and another one would immediately re-appear. But no, not assshole. Fuck him, and I hope they take the trophy away.

Signed,
Xmastime and Kim