I Don't Have a Window...Are Pigs flying Outside?

After almost two years as Clown Prince of the RNC, Michael Steele finally says something that makes something resembling an iota of sense:

 STEELE: Keep in mind again, federal candidates, this was a war of Obama’s choosing. This is not something the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in. [...]

    It was the president who was trying to be cute by half by flipping a script demonizing Iraq, while saying the battle really should be in Afghanistan. Well, if he’s such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that’s the one thing you don’t do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan? All right, because everyone who has tried, over a thousand years of history, has failed. And there are reasons for that. There are other ways to engage in Afghanistan.

Of course, Steele's statements not being completely idiotic and childish mean that by definition they fly in the face of his own political party's thoughts, as well as castigates His Holiness Dubyanuts for launching the Afghan war in the first place (I'm totally kidding...obviously Clinton and Obama started that shit.) This might finally give the party the chance to cut loose the Human Gaffe Machine that made Joe Biden look like the short dude from Penn & Teller, which is too bad, since I'm sure that will mean a loss at the polls from the one-armed hip-hop midget demographic.

Don't worry too much, I'm sure Steele will land on his feet nicely and find a way to place at the next GOP Batshit Olympics. Hey, you can't keep talent down for too long.