Whitman Sampler

If I had heard about THIS earlier today, I probably would've gone to it. Well. If I was a different person. And hadn't spent the day crafting new schemes to finally make WEIGHTFUCKERS break through on the national level (next week's project: revitalizing BOOB CAMP)

Mostly, I just like pointing out that my super-slice from Leaves of Grass has always been A Song for Occupations.

The sum of all known reverence I add up in you whoever you are...
Neither a servant nor a master I,
I take no sooner a large price than a small price, I will have my
         own whoever enjoys me,
I will be even with you and you shall be even with me.

I mean, gotdam, how much pussy did THIS motherscratcher get?