Joan of Arc.
and...
Sniffy!
Sarah Palin says she would take one for the team.
The former half-term Alaska governor said she "would offer [herself] up in the name of service to the public" and run for President in two years if "nobody else wanted to step up" during an interview on Fox News on Wednesday night.
Serious question: if Sniffy DOES decide to offer herself up (cough) for us, wouldn't we then have to serisouly consider her to be greater than Jesus? I mean, we can already put her ahead of MLK since, like Jesus, she's fighting for white people. I think if St. Sniffy throws her hat into the ring, we'd seriously have to consider giving Jesus the ol' gold watch as HMIC. "Hey, it's been for reals..."
(you're welcome for refraining from any "just like Jesus was, I'd sure like to nail her in the end!" jokes...the new Xmastime: classy)
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