When I was a kid, my favorite Garfield collection was his sixth
(probably the last one I read, it coming out in 1983),
Garfield Eats His Heart Out, which also included his diet tips.
- 1. Never go back for seconds--get it all the first time.
- 2. Set your scales back five pounds.
- 3. Never accept a candygram.
- 4. Don't date Sara Lee.
- 5. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest corrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
- 6. Never start a diet cold turkey (maybe cold roast beef, cold lasagna...).
- 7.Try to cut back. Leave the cherry off your sundae.
- 8. Hang around people fatter than you.
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