Saturday, September 04, 2010

Must Say.

When I was a kid, my favorite Garfield collection was his sixth (probably the last one I read, it coming out in 1983), Garfield Eats His Heart Out, which also included his diet tips.
  • 1. Never go back for seconds--get it all the first time.
  • 2. Set your scales back five pounds.
  • 3. Never accept a candygram.
  • 4. Don't date Sara Lee.
  • 5. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest corrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
  • 6. Never start a diet cold turkey (maybe cold roast beef, cold lasagna...).
  • 7.Try to cut back. Leave the cherry off your sundae.
  • 8. Hang around people fatter than you. 

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