John Lennon 70

Tomorrow's his 70th birthday, so here's 70 things you didn't know about John Lennon.

Of course most people who love the Beatles know about 66 of them, but this one's my favorite:

31. As a teenager, Lennon once accepted a friend’s challenge to masturbate ten times in a single day. Lennon fell short at nine.

9? HA! Fucking pussy. Call me when you hit 11. (patting self on back...with left hand.)