Thursday, October 07, 2010

Life Decsions. They're Important.

A coupla years ago HERE I wrote:
One thing I need to be more aware of is what channel is on the tv when I go to sleep. Most nights, as I'm drifting off I watch a lil Nick at Nite, be it Rosanne or Cosby, whatever. I've noticed what happens is the next morning when I get up and turn on the tube, now because it's the morning it's back to being a little kids channel. Nickelodeon. That's not gonna work - what if, and let's take a walk to dreamworld here, I have a lady friend over late-night? Maybe she wakes up before I do, maybe she never got to fall asleep thanks to her absurd, bordering on the dangerous orgasms not subsiding until morning and she flips on the tv. So now she's like "what the...I just fucked a dude who watches 'Rugrats'? oh, HELL no!" and she'll never be on board for a booty call again. Or, god forbid, I die in bed. Cops etc come to get me, you know how it is, lottsa standing around, one of em prolly flips on the tv. "This stiff watched 'Spongebob Squarepants'? Homo!!!" I can't get a little dignity on my deathbed, even? Bad enough when they find my porn. And by "find" I mean "walk into my room."
I think that along the same vein as this I need to be careful with what I've set on the guide as a reminder, as in if some of my boys are over watching the game I can't have STARTING IN 1 MINUTE: Project Runway popping up on the screen, or if I've brought a little lady friend back to my web of despair  delight I can't have STARTING IN 1 MINUTE: How Do I Live with a Tiny Penis? popping up.

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