Batshit

I don't think I could be a bat. I'd be way too creeped out the whole time. My bat friends would be chillaxin', hanging in the dark cave being cool, and I'd be freaking out the whole time. "Guys, what the fuck - isn't anyone else creeped out by this shit? We're in a cave, we all look freaky as hell, what the fuck? It's like Transylvania in here.  Reggie, your eyes are freaking me out, man!! I am so creeped out right now - WHO'S TOUCHING ME?!?!??!!?""