Crappy Days

My kindergarten class was from noon to 3pm, and I remember I'd watch Happy Days every day right before the bus came. That'd be 1977, which means I've known the show for 32 years. And yet it's taken until tonight for it to occur to me hey wait a minute - if The Fonz is so cool, why the fuck was his office in the shitter? Wtf? That ain't cool. That's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


"Hey, how 'bout a mercy flush - I'm workin' here!"