Anyone else annoyed with these fucking mile-long receipts every cashier is trying to give out nowadays? What the fuck? I just got one at the drugstore; I thought she was handing me a roll of toilet paper. It's just a bottle of Diet Coke - what the fuck is on the back of this receipt, your goddam screenplay? Is it a note detailing that underneath the counter is a dude with a gun? Your curriculum vitae?
It's just fucking Diet Coke! I don't need a receipt at all, much less one that's made out of a small forest. I'm not giddily skipping home to file it in my folder marked COKE, DIET (SEE ALSO: BEVERAGE, COLA)
Grrr. Enough with that shit.
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